The Kingdom of Womble 15353 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.177 billion Womble 15353ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Womble 15353ian economy, worth 197 trillion kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,372 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,318 per year while the poor average 2,969, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 15353's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 15353 is ranked 242,664^th in the world and 16,163^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.